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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 10:19
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Still no good.
Then came..
No way
Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
White House Aims To Halt NASA Missions Across The Solar System - Forbes
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Final Fantasy 16 runs at 720p on Xbox Series X in performance mode - Video Games Chronicle
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Weed Could Be Wrecking Your Heart – Study Uncovers Dangers of Smoking and Edibles - SciTechDaily
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
FromSoft acknowledges issues with Elden Ring Nightreign matchmaking - Eurogamer
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance